Smon Has entered the room
Smon: hi guys
Smon: start in ca 5-8 mins
Goonergeezer: hiya simon
corum: np simon
Smon: ok, just going over last session now...
Smon: Did a big historical timeline today -
http://smonsyggsburgh.blogspot.com/Smon: Any idea how many players we're expecting?
Smon: I can start anytime now.
corum: don will be here soon im sure
Smon: Suggest we start now, you can maybe talk a bit with Sir Percy & in town, then if more players turn up you can head out on the road again?
Goonergeezer: ok fine by me#
corum: No problem
Smon: GM: On the right back to Yggaburgh Sir Percifal talks to you about himself, clearly a matter of great interest to him.
Goonergeezer: garrick@ percy" so you are Kallents man, you know lady Tabitha Kallent was nearly abducted by brigands on her way toy yggsburgh?
Smon: "My family are the Maltovors of Kallent. I am Errant, in search of great deeds with which I may win the fair hand of Helen, eldest daughter of Sir George Kallent..."
corum: ((G - we need some footmen
Goonergeezer: (we got perceys footmen, he has 6 mem at arms
corum: cool
Smon: Sir Percifal's eyes widen at Garrick's words. "Abducted?! No, I had not heard this. Although I had heard something of a band of adventurers who had recently dispatched several brigand gangs and monsters around Yggsburgh?"
Smon: "Tabitha Kallent is the younger sister of Helen, my beloved. Should anything happen to her, I..."
Goonergeezer: garrick: that would be us who you have heard of then, and it was by our quick thinking that we spirited away lady Tabitha from the bandits
Goonergeezer: garrick: you have nothig to worry about since our meeting Lady Tabitha has bee kept safe by me
Smon: Percy smiles. "Excellent!" He claps Garrick jovially on the back. "I trust the miscreants were suitably punished?"
Goonergeezer: garrick without a hint of emotion of expression in his face or voice "we slaughtered them an those that lived hung"
Smon: Percifal nods. "Good. A man who would raise hand against an innocent woman, does not deserve to live on the Lord's good Urth."
Goonergeezer: garrick quickly drops his head and goes silent
Smon: Percifal looks a little puzzled at Garrick's sudden silence, but says nothing. You pass the Outs Inn on the left, the Moat Gate now in sight ahead
corum: ((sorry I'm quiet, splitting headache))
Goonergeezer: garrick: let us be quick about our business, morgana and the rest of you can you drop the head in to the sherriffs office, i will take percival to hawles mansion to meet him and Lady Tabitha
corum: Flynn nods
Smon: GM: As you enter the city, Morganna and co go right to the Sheriff's office, Garrick rides on west with Percy. Percifal: "You must tell me of your many adventures, here in the Eastmark. Kallent has been so dull and boring since our great victory over the Black Rune Orcs at Oak Ridge, last year..."
Smon: "...Whereas I hear Eastmark is still wild and full of perils to face."
Goonergeezer: garrick: these lands are ripe for raising ones reputation, bandits are everywhere and strange beasts of all kinds are being drawn towards castle zagyg and the mouths of madness
Smon: "Ah yes, famed Castle Zagyg! Tis rumoured the fog is lifting..."
Goonergeezer: g: we have fought against creatures ranging from goblins to Ogres who were kidnapping poor innocent farmgirls
Smon: Percifal sighs. "So many foul beasts that should feel the keen edge of our blades!"
Smon: GM: You turn off Grand Ave on to Scrivner and see the Hawkes mansion ahead.
Goonergeezer: "we visited the chateax and were ambushed badly by goblins and orc, we were sorely pressed and found ourselves with no option but to return to yggs"
Smon: Percifal smiles. "Well, with my assistance, perhaps we can reverse your fortunes! I say by the way, that Elf maid friend of yours is most charming..."
Goonergeezer: "morgana will steal your heart if you let her, but there are worse fates that could befall a man"
Smon: You enter through the open gates into the Hawkes estate, and footmen come to take your horses as you and the six retainers dismount. Percifal nods: "I have no doubt. But my heart is already sworn to another. To Helen..." he sighs wistfully.
Goonergeezer: "i feel you pain and yearning"
Smon: As you approach the front door of the mansion, Percifal pauses. "I have news from the south that concerns Tabitha. Byron, Earl of Kallent, is deathly ill. It is feared he is not long for this world. His nephew Sir George will then be Earl of Kallent..."
corum: Flynn arrives at the sheriffs office but will let Morganna handle the ghouls head. He still fears the beast even slain
Smon: You are met by the Usher at the front door. While the retainers are sent to servant's quarters, Garrick and Sir Percifal are ushered in to the drawing room, joining Sir Ulrich Hawkes and Madam Winifred.
Smon: Ulrich: "Good afternoon Garrick, you're back fast!" He looks to Percifal. "I don't believe we've had the pleasure ...?"
Goonergeezer: garrick : Sir ulrich this is Sir percival of Kallent and he brings news for Lady tabitha and yourself
Smon: Percifal bows to Sir Hawkes. "Good Sir Hawkes, I am indeed Sir Percifal Maltovor of Kallent, a questing knight. Is Miss Tabitha around?" Winifred: "She's at class, I believe. She should be home later."
Goonergeezer: garrick : we are back so soon to bring news of the death od the swamp ghoul that has been terrorising the area lately
Smon: Ulrich: "The swamp ghoul, eh? Excellent!" He rubs his hands happily. Percifal: "Indeed Sir Hawkes, I met your men - Mr Garrick's party - on the road. I was just setting out to slay it myself, however..."
Goonergeezer: Garrick: Sir percival perhaps you should tell Sir ulrich here of the news as he has become a fatherly figure in tabitha's life while she is under his protection
Goonergeezer: (just getting a drink back in 2 secs)
Smon: Percy nods to Garrick. "Of course. Yes. Sir Ulrich, Earl Byron of Kallent is feared not long for this world. My understanding is that your good friend Sir George Kallent, Tabitha's father, is next in line." Ulrich nods thoughtfully "Aye."
Smon: brb gettin drink too
vondan Has entered the room
Goonergeezer: (hmm Tabitha has 2 older siblings oce they go and her father popps his cloggs that would make her next in line )
vondan Has exited the room
Smon: (hi Voad) () @ gooner) Ulrich looks thoughtful.
Smon: Ulrich: "It's good you've come north, Sir Percifal. When you return south, perhaps you could do me a favour - bring word to my friend Sir George..."
Smon: Percifal nods. "Of course, Sir Ulrich."
Smon: Ulrich: "Yes. It rather concerns my good man Garrick, here. A hero of great strength and virtue. Chaste and gentle, yet a lion in battle..."
Goonergeezer: garrick bows stiffly
Smon: "In the two months he has been with us, his deeds have become legendary. Although, like myself, he is of humble origins, he is clearly a man of great mettle. There is a suggestion that the Lord Mayor will soon make him a Knight of Yggsburgh."
Smon: Percifal raises an eyebrow. "Indeed? His deeds must be truly amazing!"
Goonergeezer: Garrick gasps, my lord this is an honour
Goonergeezer: g: i shall forever be indebted to you
Smon: Ulrich turns to Garrick, grinning, and lays a hand on his left shoulder. "Well deserved, Garrick, well deserved. The rescue of Miss Markle, in particular... and all the many great things you and your band have done."
Goonergeezer: whilst saying the last garrick looks hawkes directly in the eyes
Smon: Percifal looks slightly bewildered. "I see... I apologise Mr Garrick, if I have treated you with less than the courtesy appropriate."
Goonergeezer: garrick@ percival " you have no reason to apologise, no mateter what may become of me i will always be the same man i am now and will necver forget my origins
Smon: The maidservant Florence serves everyone with wine, silver goblets on a silver platter, and Hawkes bids you both sit.
genghisdon Has entered the room
Goonergeezer: garrick sits with his wine but drinks none
Smon: Percifal nods to Garrick. "Thank you, Garrick. Thank you both." Hawkes: "There is another matter, concerning Tabitha..."
Goonergeezer: (evening don)
genghisdon: sorry I'm late
Smon: (hi don!)
corum: (hey don!)
Fellfire Has entered the room
genghisdon: (gotta go bathroom, but BRB)
Goonergeezer: garricks ears prick up at this
Fellfire Has exited the room
Smon: Garrick is with Sir Percifal at Hawkes estate, the other PCs drop off the ghoul's head at the City Gaol and collect 300gp from the Deputy Sheriff (Day). "Well done, boys! Bring us Gold Hal next, eh?"
corum: Flynn grunts "We dont have much luck on planned missions, something always interferes
corum: "we will go after Gold Hal, but come back with Red Paul or some other that assails us!"
Smon: Hawkes looks to Garrick, seeming for once a little uncertain. "Since Garrick - Sir Garrick, as he should soon be - rescued Tabitha from the brigands of Lord Ollie, the pair have become close. Garrick of course is a man of impeccable virtue, and would not make advances towards the fair maid without her father's permission. I am writing a letter to Sir George in Garrick's support, and we would welcome your support, also."
corum: ans mumbles "gold hal, red george , blue bill, lilly the effin pink"
Goonergeezer: garrick@ percy "indeed your support would be greatly appreciated, but you can get to know me for whom i am while we are on the road, and see for yourself
Smon: At the Gaol, the Sheriff looks at Flynn. "Aye, as you like." He waves his hand at the wanted posters -http://smonsyggsburgh.blogspot.com/2012/02/rewards-current.html
corum: @ deputy "where can we find this gold Hal anyhow?
Smon: Deputy: "On the Nemo River above Yggsburgh. Last I heard he'd raided a mine barge loading at the Glittering Knobs. He could be lying low awhile, or looking for more prey."
genghisdon: (if he knew, he'd collect?)
genghisdon: (we need to buy a barge, set trap?)
corum: (they dont seem to be able to police yggs by normal methods))
genghisdon: (lucky for us!)
corum: (ay, perhaps baron Redfort would lend us one?)
Goonergeezer: (they are just normal plods, we are the flying squad of yggs)
Smon: Percifal looks thoughtful, then smiles to Garrick. "Yes, this all sounds most excellent! I court Helen, you court Tabitha, through our mutual deeds of chivalry and renown! Perhaps we shall be brothers-in-law!"
genghisdon: (they aren't too costly anyway, but sure)
Goonergeezer: garrick: yes sir percival perhaps one day we shall"
genghisdon: (we'll need to get some regular men to pilot, ect, make it look real)
Goonergeezer: (why dont we just wait for the next barge to come from the mine and gurad that one?)
genghisdon: (empty chests, sacks of coal, ect)
Smon: GM: Is your party joining up again and heading out to make Hawfair Green by nightfall?
genghisdon: (thant works too!..LOL)
genghisdon: sure
corum: (yes, morg should have no trouble attracting able seamen, cough!))
genghisdon: heh
Smon: LOL
Goonergeezer: (as soon as we can yes, but what about percival delivering his message to tabitha?
Smon: GM: OK, Morganna & Flynn return to the Hawkes estate with Gulaza?
Smon: I'll say Corak heals her
Smon rolls 1d8 and gets: 6,
genghisdon: sure (did we get healed?)
genghisdon: ok
Smon: Exactly at full
Smon: Corak didn't cast any, I'll NPC him for now
genghisdon: I'll deal with her punishment in the blog later
Smon:
genghisdon: "so are we off to the chateaux again or elsewhere?"
corum: Flynn @ Morg "we had better leave her with Hawkes this time"
Goonergeezer: (i say make our way to the chataux and see what happens on the way there
corum: "I fear she is a lost cause"
genghisdon: "and perhaps we should reqriut Aole again?"
genghisdon: "no I think she can help, and she was brave in battle, that's something"
Goonergeezer: (yea we never know when we might need the help of a thief"
Smon: GM: Morganna & Flynn return with Gulaza to the Hawkes mansion. I'll take it you discuss her AFTER leaving her in the stable!
genghisdon: sure...heh
Smon: A little after 3pm, Tabitha, Alicia Hawkes and Genevieve Hawkes return together from the College.
genghisdon: "so, how did it go, ladies?"
corum: brb need tea
Smon: Alicia smiles at Morganna. "Oh, you know - those Professors, they won't stop talking! But only another few weeks for Genevieve and me, then our final exams. Pass those and we're free!" Upon their entering the drawing room, Sir Percifal introduces himself courteously to the girls, and explains the sad news of Earl Byron's illness.
Smon: Tabitha: "That... is sad. I know my father has no wish to be burdened with the duties of rulership. I hope that the Earl will recover."
Smon: Ulrich: "As do we all. Well, I suppose you adventurers must be off about your heroic business, eh? Do let us know how you fare at the Mouths of Madness!"
Smon: brb
Goonergeezer: garrick@ ulrich we will return laden with gold and jewelry i am sure
Goonergeezer: (somehow i dont think ulrich does hope the earl recovers)
genghisdon: (hopefully!)
genghisdon: (the $ part)
Goonergeezer: (he really isnt the power crazed maniac you should be worried about)
Smon: Ulrich grins: "Gold and jewelry, yes. Your last trip turned out quite lucrative, let's hope you fare so well again!"
Goonergeezer: garrick: Yes we can hope, anyway my lord, with your leave we shall depart immediatly to get to hawfair before morning
Smon: GM: Tabitha bids Garrick farewell again, she is about to kiss Garrick when Madam Winifred grasps her by the wrist and dissuades her. Tabitha: "Uhm ...?" Winifred: "Perhaps give Sir Garrick a small token, dear." Tabitha: "Eh? Oh, yes, of course..."
Goonergeezer: Garrick@ tabitha " my sweet i shall return soon, and hopefully your father will give me permisiion to court you"
genghisdon: (aww)
Smon: Tabitha blushes: "Yes, permission.." She reaches into the cleft of her bosom and fishes out a tiny silk hankerchief. "Sir Garrick, a token for you..."
Smon: Sir Percifal smiles, noting that the proprieties of Chivalry are observed.
Goonergeezer: garrick bows and takes the hankerchif from tabithas hand but touching the hand for a second too long from what is accepted
Goonergeezer: he then folds the hankerchief and places it within his cloak near his heart
Smon: Tabitha smiles winsomely.
genghisdon: (and we are off!)
Smon: (back, slight child emergency dealt with!)
Smon: GM: It's around 3.30pm when you set off again, but this time of year it's not full dark till nearly 8pm.
Smon rolls 1d10 and gets: 8,
Smon: You reach the Urftord ferry without incident, pay the ferryman and are soon across.
Smon: Heading north you pass a couple farm wagons making the long trip back from Yggsburgh to Hawfair Green.
Smon rolls 1d100 and gets: 88,
genghisdon: we will leave word with stanley to meet with the other adventuring company
Smon: When you reach Hawfair that evening, the Inn is packed with a large party of several dozen pilgrims heading south from the Shrine of the Unknown Paladin at Stonewyck.
genghisdon: "hullo Mara! a round for us please?"
Smon: Stanley is at the bar and greets you all warmly. He has a daughter fetch Mara from the kitchen, she waves at Morganna and gets you all some beer.
Smon: Mara: "It's my evening off tonight, Morganna! Perhaps we can go for a walk or something ...?"
genghisdon: "sounds great"
corum: Flynn will talk to a Stanley "Greetings my friend, you look well!"
Smon: Sir Percifal quizzes Stanley on rumours of adventure. Stanley: "Aye, there were some adventures in here a couple days ago, said they'd been exploring an old crypt up in the Bald Hills west of town."
Smon: Stanley smiles to Flynn. "Hello there, Flynn! You're keeping well I see."
vondan Has entered the room
genghisdon: hi von
Smon: hi von
Smon: GM: You settle in; before supper Mara takes Morganna for an evening stroll along the banks of Meadow Creek.
corum: "aye no bad Stanley!" smiles "any sign of my brother Gil?"
genghisdon: I'll let her know how the "lady" was a thief after all
Smon: Stanley seems to stiffen slightly. He looks to Percifal, then shakes his head. "Er... no. Can't say as I've seen him."
genghisdon: (hope they aren't bandits!)
Smon: Mara nods to Morganna. "A thief eh? We get all sorts here! Mm, smell the evening blossoms!"
Goonergeezer: garick @ percival shall we check on the gorses before bed?
genghisdon: "intoxicating...but perhaps that's you & not the flowers!"
Smon: Mara: "You know they say there are fairy-fish in the stream - catch one and it'll grant you a wish! Or answer three questions. The tales differ..."
vondan Has exited the room
genghisdon: "hmmmlets see about that.." M looks for faerie fish
Smon: She glances sidewise at Morganna. "You're pretty intoxicating too, elf-maid..."
Smon: Percifal: "The horses? Certainly, good Garrick."
Smon rolls 1d6 and gets: 5,
Goonergeezer: whilst getting up garrick gently kicks flynn under the table be fore leaving with percival
Smon: Morganna sees no fish in the dark water, though there's a 'plop' downstream as something rises to catch a fly over the water.
genghisdon: @ Mara "one day I'll have magic so we can explore underwater...but for now..." M heads towards the noise
Smon: It looks to have been a fish breaking the surface, the ripples are disipating in the lazy flow of the stream.
genghisdon: "lets see if she comes back"
genghisdon: M puts her arms around Mara & waits a bit
Smon: Mara snuggles in close. "When I was a wee girl I used to come down here all the time to hunt the fairy-fish... I never did catch one."
genghisdon: "well, we may catch one yet...what will you wish for Mara?"
Smon: Sir Percifal: "All the horses seem in excellent condition, Garrick. Shall we return?"
Goonergeezer: garrick: yes i think an early night and early to rise tomorrow
Smon: Mara looks up at the evening stars twinkling overheard. "I, I don't know. I used to wish my parents were... y'know... alive again, but that's just silly..."
genghisdon: "maybe not, wishes are wishes, and wanting your parents back isn't silly"
Smon: Percifal nods happily. "It has been a year since my blade tasted blood, Garrick. On the morrow she drinks again - I can sense it!"
Smon: Mara looks at Morganna. "You're an Elf. The priests say, when you die your... Spirit goes back into the world, reborn as a blade of grass, a raindrop, a princess... But I'm human. The priests say our souls go to Heaven, if we're good."
Smon: "...My parents are with the Lord in Heaven. They're looking down at us right now."
genghisdon: "maybe they are correct, who can say for sure?"
Smon: Mara looks thoughtful. "Nobody, I guess..."
genghisdon: "well, if so, I hope they are proud they made such a beautiful & kind daughter"
Smon: Mara blushes and smiles, deeply touched. "Th-thank you, Morganna. You're pretty great yourself... We better get back."
genghisdon: "of course"
Smon: Mara walks back to the Inn, holding Morganna's hand.
genghisdon: scene?
Smon: You all have a decent dinner, then to bed; Mara beckoning Morganna to her room...
genghisdon: Morganna is quite pleased to go...
genghisdon: brb
Smon: The next morning you assemble, Morganna a little tired from lack of sleep - for despite the rumours, Elves do of course need sleep, if not as much as Men...
Smon: 4/6 after breakfast you saddle the horses and depart Hawfair with Percifal and his 6 retainers, riding north.
Smon: Percifal: "What's the plan? Straight to these Mouths of Madness?"
corum: (hold on where are we headed?)
Goonergeezer: just b4 we leave i ask stanley what was it aboout fynns bro that he was reluctant to say in fromt of percey
Goonergeezer: (yea straight to the mouths and see what befalls us on the way)
Smon: As Percifal is overseeing his men, Garrick snatches a word with Stanley.
Smon rolls 1d100 and gets: 98,
corum: Flynn @ group "perhaps we could head to the crypt?"
Smon: Stanley: "Oh Mr Garrick, yes! Those men Gil were with are Brigands, Red Bill Farmer's men!"
Smon: "Cut-throats and killers!"
Goonergeezer: garrick: say nothing to anyone but tell flynns bro that we need to get in contact with him asap ok stanley?
Smon: Stanley gulps and nods.
Goonergeezer: garrick: thank you stanley, and do not worry we wil proyect you and your family
genghisdon: (i had a feeling)
Goonergeezer: garrick then turns to leave
Smon: Six miles north from Hawfair you reach the Old Castle Track and ride east toward Castle Zagyg?
genghisdon: sure
Goonergeezer: (thats why i took percy out on the horses for flynn to ask
genghisdon: (bandit NPC class is simular to ranger...)
Goonergeezer: (if we can contact flynns bro and get him to help us when we attack them then we got a chance of him being right next to the boss for an easy kill for us)
corum: (sorry Im not having the best of nights here - head cold)
genghisdon: @ Flyyn "if you will to remove your brother from their preseence, their leader will come to my summons...and a pair of spells can fell the whole band"
Goonergeezer: (no worries m
genghisdon: it's the boss we can contact
corum: (wait don, Flynn doesnt know yet!)
genghisdon: forget the name at moment
Smon rolls 1d6 and gets: 3,
genghisdon: sure, on a return trip then
Goonergeezer: on the road garrick whispers what he knows to flynn
genghisdon: switched to sleep 2 times now simon
Smon rolls 1d6 and gets: 2,
Smon rolls 1d6 and gets: 4,
corum: Flynn is disturbed by the news, he feared his brother may have been lead astray!
corum: "thanks Garrick, you are a good friend!"
Smon: You head down the track, passing cobwebbed trees to the north.
corum: @ morg "I must speak with him, you are right!"
genghisdon: "shall we hunt spiders?"
genghisdon: "we will, on our return, Flynn"
corum: Flynn is tracking ahead of the group
Smon: Percifal: "Spiders? Hm, there is not much glory in that, unless they still hold captives. What of this Ogre?"
genghisdon: "well, we met it on the road, we might again"
Smon rolls 1d6 and gets: 3,
corum: looking for evidence of orcs and goblins
genghisdon: (& werewolf)
Goonergeezer: garrick: the ogre escaped and ran away through the forest next too the track here we never managed to track it back to its lair though
Goonergeezer: (gnolls too)
corum: and ogres and werewolves!
corum: oh and gnolls!
Smon: GM: You've gone about 8 miles down the track and it's around noon, when you reach the turn off to the left that leads to the Dark Chateau, the Manse of Zagyg. The track continues east.
Smon rolls 1d100 and gets: 75,
genghisdon: to the chateau we go
corum: to the chateux?
genghisdon: I'll send lightning ahead to scout again
Smon: Flynn spots goblin tracks heading towards the chateaux, around 6 pairs ca 10-12 hours old.
corum: @ group "the mans has goblins, we need to be careful now"
genghisdon: "yes"
Smon: Lightning flies up and swiftly returns. "~There is smoke from a chimney to the south-east, a third of a mile off. Looks like a cottage."
genghisdon: M tells the others "shall we investigate?"
genghisdon: "thnx lightning"
Smon: Percifal: "A cottage in the woods? Perhaps a Witch?"
corum: Flynn @ morg "you have that sleep spell ready?"
genghisdon: "could be, or could be anyone..lets go look"
genghisdon: "yes, sleep twice if needed"
Goonergeezer: garrick: can lightning see if we can approach unseen from any direction?
corum: Can we get gulaza to move silently/in shadows to look in windows?
corum: " "
genghisdon: I ask lightning Garrixcks' queiry
Smon: Thought you left Gulaza behind?
genghisdon: nope..& i hoped to bring Aole too, but i dunno about her
Smon: Lightning flies off, returns 10 minutes later. to report that a path leads north from the cottage to the main track, and 2 human boys are working in a cabbage patch just south of the cottage & its barn. ~Something was yelling at them from the cottage. Something big.~
genghisdon: so does lightning think we can sneak up to the cottage? either way, we can senf Gulaza & myself (sans/PM & horse) to sneak if desired
Smon: Lightning: "~I have no idea.~"
genghisdon: "eh, lets just ride up men!"
genghisdon: "mayhap it's the ogre...good work lightning"
Goonergeezer: garrick: let the beast come out and i shall charge it with my lance and make short work of yon beastie
genghisdon: we head to the path, follow it
genghisdon: @ Gulaza "you stay out of combat, save to hurl a dagger or 3, ok?"
Smon: GM: You head a little east, crossing a rise you catch a glimpse of foggy spires a mile or so to the east along the track - Castle Zagyg!
Smon: Gulaza nods.
genghisdon: "someday soon..we shall enter there!"
Smon: Then you come to the south path, that soon leads to the cottage, a barn to the right. Several pigs root around in a corral.
Goonergeezer: "directly after we slay the fiend that has these small boys in servitude"
Smon: You hear a guttural yell from the cottage, straight ahead. "Work harder, damn yer wretched hides!"
Smon: "More wine, girl, or I'll flay you alive!"
genghisdon: M voice raised "work for yourself giant!"
Smon: The voice is that of the ogre... Morganna yells out.
Smon rolls 1d6 and gets: 3,
Goonergeezer: garrick readies his sword and shield
corum: Flynn gulps
corum: draws scimitar and shield
genghisdon: M rides a bit away from the others, motioning Gulaza to follow
genghisdon: "come forth brute, and lets see if you fare better against us this time!"
corum: @ garrick "offer him surrender, we should not just kill him!"
genghisdon: sleep components readied
Smon: After a moment the front door of the cottage opens, and you see the Ogre, clearly drunk. In one hand he carries his great spiked maul, in the other he grips the arm of a shapely, terrified-looking blonde girl of 16 or so, nude but for collar and chain.
genghisdon: i cast sleep on the ogre directly
Smon: The ogre glares at your sizable force. "Oi!"
Smon: GM: The Sleep spell gets everyone in AoEF.
genghisdon: fine then
genghisdon: i'll cast it twice in succession
Smon: GM: Morganna casts Sleep... the girl suddenly drops, fast asleep. The ogre looks puzzled. "Eh?"
Smon: Morganna casts again - roll d4.
genghisdon rolls 1d4 and gets: 1,
genghisdon: nope..."you're up boys!"
Smon: He yawns. "Felt quite sleepy for a moment there... what yer want?"
genghisdon: "we want your slaves released"
Smon: Sir Percifal: "Foul brute, unhand that maiden! I challenge thee to single combat!"
genghisdon: or that
corum: (its all gone a bit monty python)
Smon: Ogre glares at Morganna. "I caught em fare and square! But I'll fight Mr Fancy-Pants!"
Smon: Anyone want to roll for Percy?
corum: @ garrick "he'll get himself killed!"
genghisdon: @ Gulaza in whisper "go gather up those boys while they fight please"
Goonergeezer: garrick : corum "it a question of honour now, there is nothing we can do"
genghisdon: I'll roll if no one else wants to
Goonergeezer: i will roll for percey
Goonergeezer: ghengis then
genghisdon: ok
genghisdon: nah, you are most knightly sortm you roll
Goonergeezer: ok
genghisdon: M may have to cheat more
Goonergeezer: percy dismounts his horse and lowers the visor to his helm
genghisdon: M rides so she can get a line on the sleeping girl whilst the males duel
genghisdon: "I don't think one need dismount to a giant Percy!"
Goonergeezer: percy walks slightly away from the maiden and stands ther waiting fo the ogre
genghisdon: "he's as big as you mounted"
genghisdon: ack
Goonergeezer: (whatever you say smon)
Smon: GM: Percy waits as the ogre raises his club and charges...
Smon rolls 1d20+4 and gets: 10, (+4) = 14
Smon: "RAAARRR!"
Goonergeezer: (i just figured him being an honour bound knight he would see being mounted as an unfair advantage)
Smon: THACO 15 vs AC -1, so 16 to hit - misses...
Smon: Percy raises a shining sword...
genghisdon: (yeah, but I'm arguing otherwise vs a giant..."
genghisdon: )
Goonergeezer rolls 1d20 and gets: 3,
Mablir Dorlig Has entered the room
Mablir Dorlig: Sorry folks seriously late
Smon: 10 to hit, misses
Goonergeezer: (a miss i would imagine llo)
Smon: Ogre:
genghisdon: "now Gulaza, go" I speeed over to the sleeping girl, while (hopefully) Gulaza goes to pick up the boys
Smon rolls 1d20+2 and gets: 18, (+2) = 20
genghisdon: hi mab
Smon: *crunch*
Smon rolls 2d6+4 and gets: 3, 1, (+4) = 8
Goonergeezer rolls 1d20 and gets: 18,
Smon: Percy gasps as ribs crack.
Smon: hit
Goonergeezer: what weapon is he using?
Smon: dmg 1d12+7 for +1 longsword
Goonergeezer rolls 1d12+7 and gets: 6, (+7) = 13
genghisdon: woa
Smon: The ogre staggers back, blood gushing from its huge belly. Gulaza sneaks round the back of the cottage; but Morganna can't get to the girl unseen.
Smon: The ogre roars and swings again. "NYAAR!"
genghisdon: ok
Smon rolls 1d20+2 and gets: 6, (+2) = 8
genghisdon: i did'nt really mean sneak, i meant ride our horses
Goonergeezer rolls 1d20 and gets: 12,
Goonergeezer rolls 1d12+7 and gets: 1, (+7) = 8
Smon: Percy catches the blow on his shield, thrusts into its chest...
genghisdon: but now i see Percy is gonna kick it's ass...
Smon: The ogre yells, coughing blood as a lung is pierced.
Smon: "DIE YER RUNT!!!"
Smon rolls 1d20 and gets: 10,
Smon: miss
Goonergeezer rolls 1d20 and gets: 9,
Smon: 11 to hit
Goonergeezer: miss
Smon: Ogre grins
Smon rolls 1d20 and gets: 15,
Goonergeezer: percy : beast you shall soon be dead and these boys free from the yoke of tyranny
Smon: *crunch* the great maul descends on Percy's head.
Smon rolls 2d6+4 and gets: 6, 6, (+4) = 16
genghisdon: ow
Smon: Percy falls, pole-axed at -7.
genghisdon: damn
Goonergeezer: with that garrick charges on his horse
Smon: The ogre grins, then coughs more blood.
genghisdon: heh..cheater!
Smon: The ogre looks up to see the lance tip aimed at his chest...
Goonergeezer rolls 1d20+3 and gets: 9, (+3) = 12
Smon: roll to hit at +2 vs AC 4
Goonergeezer: ac 6
Smon: x2 dmg on hit
genghisdon: uh oh
Smon: You double your level bonus too...
Goonergeezer rolls 1d8 and gets: 5,
Goonergeezer: + 4 on that too
genghisdon: was a miss, no?
Goonergeezer: 14
Goonergeezer: if its a hit then 18 dam otherwise sorry
Smon: THACO 18, 14 to hit, miss sorry...
Smon: The ogre swings at Garrick
Goonergeezer: sorry a miss i didnt see you type the ac
Smon rolls 1d20+2 and gets: 4, (+2) = 6
Smon: Percy at -8
genghisdon: does Garrick stop or his horse carry on past?
genghisdon: "save percy Flynn!"
Goonergeezer: garrickcarrys on past
Smon: He'd have to stop, there's a cottage in the way!
corum: Flynn @ Morg "get to percy quick! i'll draw him away"
genghisdon: I shoot the ogre "sorry, but our knight decided you die today"
Smon: Garrick can keep going wheeling to left but ogre gets free attack:
Smon rolls 1d20+2 and gets: 7, (+2) = 9
corum: (we need init?)
Smon: misses Garrick.
genghisdon rolls 1d6+2 and gets: 3, (+2) = 5
Goonergeezer: in which case after missing garrick stops and goes to draw his sword
Smon: Morganna and 6 crossbowmen can fire at the oge
Smon Rolls 1d20x6 and gets:
5 = 5
15 = 15
6 = 6
6 = 6
13 = 13
14 = 14
genghisdon rolls 1d20+3 and gets: 20, (+3) = 23
genghisdon rolls 1d20+3 and gets: 13, (+3) = 16
Smon: No hits from them..
genghisdon rolls 2d6+6 and gets: 2, 4, (+6) = 12
Smon: But Morganna hits it in the eye..
Smon: The ogre staggers back, then drops dead.
Smon: Corak reaches Sir Percy as he falls to -9
Smon rolls 1d8 and gets: 7,
Goonergeezer: garrick jumps off his horse and rushes to percy to see if there is anything he can do
Smon: Percy: "*groan*"
genghisdon: M rides over to percy, vaults off her horse & removes his helm, seeking to tend his smashed skull
Smon rolls 1d8 and gets: 6,
Smon: 2 clw from Corak and he's brought back from death's door, albeit with a large dent in his pate.
Smon: at 4 hp
genghisdon: "sorry again, ogre spirit, you won your honour challenge" M feels kinda bbad
genghisdon: I gotta go, can you guys loot & rescue the kids/teens?
corum: Flynn is horrified by the whole episode "will we ever keep our appointments?"
Goonergeezer: yea np
genghisdon: thnx for the game
Smon: I'll stop there if that's ok, can post loot etc
corum: bye don
Smon: thx guys, was fun
Goonergeezer: yep fine by me
corum: cool
corum: night smon
Mablir Dorlig: Nos da Don
genghisdon Has exited the room
Smon: agh,lost log!
Smon: Can someone copy/past it & post to blog comments?
Smon: Gooner, do you have it?
Mablir Dorlig: Simon cheers m8 (again apologies for being l
Smon: Corum or Gooner, you there?
Smon: I accidentally closed the window
corum: Simon
Mablir Dorlig Has exited the room
Smon: Hi corum. Can you copy the log & post it?
corum: I'll Pm it to you on DF
Smon: ok thx
Goonergeezer: eeeks sorry my screen froze there for a min
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